Two years ago I started making vagina pillows to sell at The DC Vagina Monologues (buy your tickets now for the show this Friday and Saturday!!). I got my inspiration from this and if you don't mind a less fancy one, they take very little skill to make. Here's how to do a really basic one:
Get some craft/wrapping paper. I use the stuff that amazon packs their shipments with. |
Fold the paper in half and draw and cut out a half-circle. When you open it up, it will be a symmetrical circle/oval shape. I like a big fat vajayjay but a narrow one will work, too. |
You will need two colors of fabric. With the first (I use a darker one), cut out one full circle. |
Fold your circle pattern back in half and cut out two half-circles out of the first fabric. |
Cut two half-circles out of your second fabric. |
Line the fabric1 half-circles up with the fabric1full circle. Sew all the way around the edges. |
Line the flat edges of fabric1 with the flat edges of fabric2, right sides together. Sew along the straight line. |
If you want, you can place lace between the two flat sides of fabric1 and fabric2 before you sew them together. |
Optional: I sewed the fabric2 lining down to look like a vaginal opening. You could add a clit or whatever else you want at this stage. |
You can make different sizes by making your pattern bigger or smaller. |
Using different fabrics can give different effects. |
THANKS FOR THE INSTRUCTIONS! :)
ReplyDeleteIf you make one, Johanna, please send me a picture!
ReplyDeleteCuntastic!!
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ReplyDeleteThats good now i can fuck a pillow
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